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Thursday, April 30, 2015

MILD MANNERED CHUCK'S TRANSFORMATION

Timed to coincide with MARVEL'S debut of the latest installment of the AVENGER'S franchise, LSC has decided to launch it's own COMIC BOOK superhero, CHARLES QUIXOTE! His superpowers include but are not limited to, the configuration of the city charter to appease his personal paranoid delusions of persecution.

A working knowledge of the constitution is not only unnecessary but actually impedes the imagination of this cantankerous character. Alas like every superhero CHARLES has one hidden weakness. CHARLES'S kryptonite if you will, is the fact that HE IS DEAF and he don't want NO HEARING!

1 comment:

  1. He sounds like a dictator. What is wrong with him?

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