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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

WHO NEEDS MICKEY WHEN WE HAVE JUDY

The CHAIRMAN OF THE LSC, (who happens to be our MAYOR) sure is smart. What a visionary, being from a rural state I should have seen this coming but I'm just not as smart as our MENSA MAVEN, You see, she saw RATS could be our new CASH COW.The money generated from TRASH TICKETS could fund pay raises for our educational administrators insuring that we remain failing.

I mean look what a little ole mouse did for Orlando. We GOT RATS! The possibilities about potential are endless. I hear there is a plan in the works to develop the waterfront. GENIUS! A good chance for expansion of the population. Back in WV we had WATER RATS too. I don't know about the salt water variety but with new business along the waterfront there will be new TRASH TO TICKET!

With all of this RODENT REVENUE there will be more money to CAPITALIZE COMMERCIAL STREET! We'll probably build a new theme park, have rides and everything. No roller coasters just a vicious circle. People will throw away their concessions, making more meal for our furry little friends.

I wish I had thought of all this but I guess I just didn't benefit from that traditional LYNN EDUCATION.

1 comment:

  1. When there's a rodent problem common sense it to put it to rest...not ask absentee landlords who don't care about the city to pay fines...they aren't going to pay fines in time to help get rid of the rats...if they cared about the city they would be living here in Lynn, but all they want is the rental income from families trying to make ends meet...as for Chairman of the SC-what a joke she doesn't get involved and many of us know and have experienced it...we need A MAYOR WHO IS GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEMS, NOT COUNT ON ABSENTEE LANDLORDS FOR THE MONEY, AND TO DO WHAT SHE WAS ELECTED TO DO...when are we going to hear who is running so we can get some work done in this city and stop all the unnecessary lawsuits, rats running the streets, and ONLY THE FIRE DEPT. being taken care of - we all know why that is...what a joke!

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