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Monday, July 9, 2012

THE SAME OLD NEVERENDING STORY

It is time that we here at the WATCH take a mich needed break and give our readers a diversion, a break, and escape from reality by telling you a fairy tale. All of this stuff has been too seriousness so we are going to delve into some fantasy. Now you will just have to decide for yourself just what is fantasy and what is reality.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN A KINGDOM FAR, FAR AWAY there was this EVIL QUEEN who had these two princiPALites ran by two people of a lower NOBLE class. ONE who was a smiling doctor who spread good cheer all throughout his princiPALity but for some reason he wanted to take up residence in a land outside of the jurisdiction of the EVIL QUEEN. In fact outside agents had already went to the trouble of finding him a place and even were ready to execute the contract.

Suddenly and to the dismay of these agents, this smiling NOBLE stayed where he was despite his health problems and stayed where he was with a mysterious newly sworn allegiance to the EVIL QUEEN. Many of the residents of the EVIL QUEENS rule and some of the other NOBLES wondered why this SMILING NOBLE would forfiet his chance at escape.

Then one summer day it all became clear,  the WIFE of the SMILING NOBLE was given her own princiPALity. Some of the people in the kingdom started whispering about how the EVIL QUEEN caste a stay here spell on the SMILING NOBLE by dangling this new princiPALity and offering it to the SMILING NOBLE'S WIFE.

You see this princiPALity became avaiable because its own NOBLE had publically sworn allegiance to the EVIL QUEEN at a PUBLIC HEARING that some of the EVIL QUEENS friends had called a WITCH HUNT.Because of this expression of loyalty this NOBLE was given a MUCH LARGER POSITION in the EVIL QUEEN'S court.

Funny thing though before the SMILING NOBLE surprisingly told the other kingdom he no longer was interested in taking up residence in their kingdom, either that SMILING NOBLE or somebody impersonating him gave away the secrets that led to the PUBLIC HEARING.

The EVIL QUEEN never found out because she nnever reads this blog, so all the other NOBLES got their wallets fattened along with the EVIL QUEEN while all the young kids of the willing and unwilling subjects continued to be victimized all throughout her reign.

THE END

3 comments:

  1. Wow. Predictable but still a sad story nonetheless. And the people who got raises lived happily ever after. Not the children or their parents or the people that pay the taxes, though...
    Sue

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  2. Parent of 2 in LynnJuly 10, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    Stan I usually agree with you but, my 2 are at Ingalls and I think Mrs. Cowdell is a great choice. Give her a chance. I'm banking my kids future on it.

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  3. Sorry but as you may have guessed this post was PURELY fictional, I am hoping maybe for a TV movie. I personally have NEVER met MRS. COWDELL but hey she has the same first name as my late grandmother and that's a plus. I really like her husband, too.

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