Search This Blog

Thursday, July 5, 2012

DOLLAR DAZE - WHERE A RAT CAN BE A RAT!

Did anyone else hear they are moving the LPS PUBLIC BUDGET HEARING to a new location? Often I here these rumors cause, well I start them. Anyway instead of an unfriendly LION'S DEN the location has been changed to CHUCK E. CHEESE.

That way the HEARING takes on more of a celebratory atmosphere and everybody knows recipients of those raises have PLENTY to celebrate about.

JUDY THE RAT LADY is so SMART and FRUGAL IN A FUNNY SORT OF WAY. I bet she gets some kind of family discount at this RODENT RECEPTION HALL.

No one will be there to PROTEST those EXORBITANT raises because well, quite frankly they were NEVER in the budget that JUDY THE RAT LADY, GIVE-IT-TO-THEM GALLO, "COULD CARE LESS" CAPANO, and JOHN "THE RIPPER" FORD approved. Brilliant!

2 comments:

  1. I LOVE THIS ONE STANLEY...great names for SC members. You forgot...CRYING CARRSASSCOO.
    I know you love her, but, she made deals and put us in this shit show by approving the DEPUTY POSITION in the first place. She needs to do her job and stop crying about CULTURAL BS.
    BUT REALLY LOVE ALL THE NAMES FOR THE SC.
    THIS IS YOUR BEST WORK YET!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Let me let you in on a little not so secret secret. MARIA only voted for the DEPUTY the first time because she knew it was going to go through and she thought by voting along with the others she would appear more collegial and that would help her out getting more co-operation in the long term. BIG MISTAKE. Ihave made no secret expressing my belief. She was very supportive of my effotrts to get a PUBLIC HEARING.

      ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE PRAISE!

      Delete