HANGING FROM (THE) GALLO

I am so confused. My poor little poet's mind just can't HANDLE all this stuff. You see I've got this friend, LORI, you see and she likes to play with NUMBERS, Well you see she likes to WRITE too and hold people ACCOUNTABLE for their JOBS. Imagine that?

Anyway she's got this e mail back and forth thing going with CHARLIE GALLO and it got me thinking I must have missed something at the last LSC meeting,I guess my crippledness is creeping up on me. You see, LORI is always spouting off statistics about how bad we are doing and she is not shy (unlike me) about letting people know about it.

Well one of the people she let know was GOOD-TIME CHARLIE GALLO and here is an excerpt from his response to her:

I had a copy of your email printed and in front of
me at the meeting last night, and planned to bring your concerns up if
they were not covered by the superintendent.

Just what was covered? I mean I thought I heard a lot about how good we are doing about being bad. That's sort of kind of related to the fact that what LORI is always saying "Bad is Bad, no matter if you are first of the worst", I'm sure you all heard the old saying about lipstick and pigs. Well LATHAM must be a top seller at AVON.

CHARLIE must be hoping they start caring a HAIRPIECE line.

I hear he's having a FUNDRAISER coming up on WED. I don't know for sure, my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. Maybe he should rename it a DEFENSE fund.