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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

SANTA CLAUS HAS BEEN DENIED ACCESS TO DREWICZ FOR TEN YEARS!

This CULTURE WAR thing has been going on for TEN YEARS or at least that's what GRANDMA says and I'm not brave enough to dispute her. See the VENTILATION DUCTS has been supposedly closed for all this time and since the school does not have a CHIMNEY there is no other way for jolly ole SAINT NICK to enter the building.

With all of the high tech cameras and security system OFFICER FERRARI could prove his existence once and for all. Since they have been closed for such a long time, I can only suppose that there is a conspiracy to discriminate against people with beards. Hey, maybe that's why my e mails are blocked.

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