JOHN FORD TO RETIRE?

Now that we got that nasty RECALL RUCKUS about JOHN FORD out of the way thanks to his PUBLIC CONTRITION over some vicious verbiage, we can get down to the business of planning his retirement party.

Oh MR. FORD was way out in front of this since he secured the city’s participation in his pension. His working for WALSH shouldn't deny us of the honor of the city the pleasure and responsibility of picking up part of his golden years. Poor MR. FORD has to worry about colleagues slashing throats and his moments becoming heated.

Instead of the traditional gold watch given at retirement gatherings, MR. FORD will be given a GOLDEN SLEDGE HAMMER to signify the damage he’s done to his family legacy at that school up on the hill.