BREAKING NEWS - DEPUTY SUPERINTENDENT TO BE LAID-OFF

The new DEPUTY SUPERINTENDENT and a few other positions were created from proceeds from they raided the potential increased CIRCUIT BREAKER reimbursement from somewhere around forty-some percent to somewhere over seventy percent going to upwards of 75%. There was excitement in the air, I believe DR. LATHAM was salivating with anticipation (I have a drooling problem myself - it's a brain injury thing). Christmas came early that OCTOBER night.

Assurances were given that the rainbow would never fade away so that we would always have access to this new found pot of gold. As I warned after that night there could always be a change in the political weather. Tonight we learned of a new meteorological hazard and we didn't have to go over a "fiscal cliff" to face this danger (and they are worried).

In a preemptive strike GOV. PATRICK informed LPS that the CIRCUIT BREAKER reimbursement schedule is going to be reduced from 73% to 70% possibly meaning a decrease of about $115,000. In order to offset this LOSS IN REVENUE, the the least senior DEPUTY has voluntarily resigned and decided to resume her former position as DIRECTOR OF CURRICULUM. Starting tomorrow there will be a war of BIDDING and BUMPING.

OKAY......,

you caught me. There I go again making stuff up. I'm sorry, I can't help it I'm a poet, I'm disabled and I have no job, I mean I got nothing else to do. No one is being laid off, no salaries are being cut to absorb the loss. That means no COMMERCIAL STREET CONTINGENCY PLAN. Let the good times roll.