DAYS OF OUR WORLD - FRIENDLY FAIRY TELLS

Always looking for new ways to boost the reception for her deception, the EVIL QUEEN called on the RAT WITCH for counseling since she was a councilor and a counselor in some former positions.

Knowing that raising the bar too high could lead to long necks, RW rationalized that to take minds off trash taxes could also be used to finance a commercial about how good we all have it in NESOPOTAMIA since her and EQ came to town.

Maybe we can patch the potholes with cast of casts of footprints, a real walk of shame. The infomercial can be seen on the RECOVERY CHANNEL. (I admit nothing.)

MORAL OF THE STORY - MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, IF I CAN'T BE FAIREST AT LEAST LET ME STALL