STUDENTS SLIGHTED

Today was STUDENT GOVERNMENT DAY and I was sharpening up my pencils and preparing some of these young politicos for a taste of the venom from the ink of my pen. Cackles of laughter provided my melody of anticipation.

Then I got an icy stare from LOIS STARBARD warning me to be nice when referring to her daughter STEFANIE who was serving as a student representative to the SCHOOL COMMITTEE. Swallowing hard I assured MAMA BEAR STARBARD that I'd be nice.

I mean she's doing that WEIGHT WATCHER thing and beginning to get closer to her fighting weight and well I've got a cane and my balance ain't none too good. I got too many women mad at me anyway.

SO.....,

I'm going to write a hard hitting expose about how bowls of candy were not put on the tables for the students to enjoy throughout the meeting and consequently I never got to fill my pockets with the leftovers.