SHAKESPEARE AND SCANDAL

Some people call me a comedian. I am really not that funny, just ask my wife - anyone of them, No I just try and tell the truth and that is usually funny enough. REALITY CAN BE FUNNY, hilarious even.

Take this FACT for example. During the last MAYORAL election, JUDY'S campaign manager was the former President of the SALEM TEACHER'S UNION. Now according to public testimony given before the LYNN SCHOOL COMMITTEE, PETER CARON the city CFO stated that their may not be enough money in the city coffers to pay LYNN PUBLIC SCHOOL teachers the RETRO-PAY already agreed to in the bargaining of their contract.

ET TU JUD-AS 

Beware the ides of March. I hope your DIET doesn't include CAESAR salad!