PARTY AT MARSHALL TERRACE!

http://www.itemlive.com/news/marshall-plans-include-rooftop-rec-area/article_131da352-f96a-11e2-a112-001a4bcf887a.html

LPS has discovered a new source of future revenue to be geenerateed after the construction of the new MARSHALL.

Ta da!

A NEW ROOFTOP PARTY DECK complete with a scenic view of the railroad tracks. Why goes on some dumb boat when all the amenities can be provided on BROOKLINE AVENUE. No life vest required.

Sure there are no ponies racing or even greyhounds but we have the next best thing, you can bet on when the next commuter rail will be passing by. Smart handicappers will invest in one of the scedules the MBTA puts out.

Even though the students in the classes below will be somewhat insulated from the sound by expensive noise reducing material on both the back and side walls, people on the roof deck won't have that luxury.

BUT....

we need to approach every problem as an opportunity. If we sell custom designer ear plugs, here is yet another source of additional revenue without resorting to 1-900 numbers. The money generated from all of these innovative fundraising ideas can go into a slush fund insuring that our top administrative officials get the salaries they richly deserve or WANT anyway.

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