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Saturday, July 13, 2013

LYNN SCHOOL COMMITTEE CANDIDATE WOTRING COPS PLEA DEAL TO AVOID IMPENDING ARREST

In order to avoid a conviction on the charge of impersonation of a politician, WOTRING agreed to plead down to a fashion faux pas misdemeanor for refusing to wear his SUNDAY GO-TO-MEETIN clothes to those high fuluting debates.

"Them there monkey suits are not who I be, " Wotring was overheard to whusper in his gutteral Appalachian ghetto dialect.

Stay tuned for further fashion updates. I mean face it, what's more important?

LOOKIN or LEARNIN

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