WOTRING WASHED UP

LYNN SCHOOL COMMITTEE candidate STAN WOTRING is the subject of various reports linking him to the LAUNDROMAT LOBBY. He was found to have DIRTY LAUNDRY.  WOTRING was overheard to whisper,

"I made a tactical mistake in my campaign strategy. Instead of announcing my candidacy on APRIL FOOL'S DAY, I should have announced on HALLOWEEN because having had FOUR wives, you can be sure I got me some skeletons in my closet!"