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Friday, April 5, 2013

THIS JUST IN - NEW SCHOOL COMMITTEE CANDIDATE GETS CONCUSSION

New candidate for LYNN SCHOOL COMMITTEE went to have coffee at his BOSTON STREET office after purchasing a clipboard for collecting signature. Halfway through his first cup he had collected nearly a dozen of the 350 signatures need to get his name on the ballot.

His head became severely bruised after falling off log. Before losing consciousness Wotring was overheard to gasp,":This is going to be easier than I thought!"Further details will be released as they become available.

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