Yea, those darn immigrants are messing up our MCAS scores, I
say throw them ALL OUT.
EXCEPT….,
well maybe, we’ll keep that one that’s going to HARVARD
and that one who got what was it, a scholarship from the GATES FOUNDATION. Oh
yeah, there are a few in the MATH CLUB and some of those other academic
sounding names.
Seriously though, those funny sounding names GOT TO GO.
WAIT A MINUTE…,
I don’t mean mine. It’s not that difficult, just pretend
the “O” is an “A”.
Our MARVELOUS MAYOR has no trouble pronouncing it
correctly when I go to OPEN MIKE. Then again, she is in MENSA, the closest I
ever got to that esteemed society was tracking client’s menstrual cycles where
I used to work.
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