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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

TARGETED DISCRIMINATION



Yea, those darn immigrants are messing up our MCAS scores, I say throw them ALL OUT.

EXCEPT….,

well maybe, we’ll keep that one that’s going to HARVARD and that one who got what was it, a scholarship from the GATES FOUNDATION. Oh yeah, there are a few in the MATH CLUB and some of those other academic sounding names.

Seriously though, those funny sounding names GOT TO GO.

WAIT A MINUTE…,

I don’t mean mine. It’s not that difficult, just pretend the “O” is an “A”.

Our MARVELOUS MAYOR has no trouble pronouncing it correctly when I go to OPEN MIKE. Then again, she is in MENSA, the closest I ever got to that esteemed society was tracking client’s menstrual cycles where I used to work.

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