MULTIPLE VICTIMS AT COMMERCIAL STREET TO GET SOME SERIOUS INJURIES

We learned at THURSDAY NIGHT'S LSC MEETING that soon the SKY WILL BE FALLING. Taking a page from CHICKEN LITTLE'S IEP, we were warned about the TSUNAMI of immigrants FLOODING LPS and how our MCAS scores will suffer drastic drops due to this influx of illiterate immigrants into our multi-colored student population.

WE ARE DOOMED!

BUT WAIT A MINUTE.

AFTER REPEATED ATTEMPTS BY LSC MEMBER DONNA COPPOLA TO NAIL DOWN AN ACTUAL NUMBER OF THE HORDE OF STUDENTS WE HAVE IN OUR NEWCOMER CLASSES NOW, TESTIMONY WAS GIVEN PUTTING THE NUMBER AT:

21

YES, that's 21.

Now everybody knows I am not a math but I don't think 21 out of 14,000 is what they call STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT.

I think she was trying to throw us a BELL SHAPED CURVE.

LISTEN TO THIS,

The GOOD DOCTOR was warning us about some troubling NUMBERS that were coming out and there was some protest about the NEW method of calculation.

COULD SHE BE TALKING MCAS SCORES?

There also was a lot of chatter about LEVEL 3 schools and well we have a FEW.

Anyway, she said she was going to find out MONDAY. Give her a call and find out. Here you go:

Lynn Public Schools Administrative Offices 90 Commercial Street Lynn, Massachusetts 01905 (781) 593-1680 Our Office Hours: Monday - Friday 7:45 AM - 3:45 PM