I was wondering,since we got this here cultural calamity coagulating about CLASSICAL'S particular population if'n it be a good time to press to get my kids dismissed from school today. You see back in the old country where I come from (WV) today is like a NATIONAL HOLIDAY. It is DEER DAY, the first day of DEER SEASON.
Many counties schedule the day off from school, The dress code is camouflage and perfume is replaced with deer lure. It is kind of like ode de toilette for deer. Literally cause'n it be made from deer urine. Everybody gets a high powered rifle and you go into the woods early in the morning looking for temporary hood ornaments.
If you gets an ewtra special one you can get the head stuffed and mounted so you can use the antlers as a hat rack. This is not to be confused with squirrel seasons where you tie them dead varmits tails to your CB antannae.
Please excuse me, if'n my ENGLISH is none too good but I think it's important to carry on with family values.
Oh yes lot of people look forward to deer season.It is just not about the hunt.It is about getting together with friends or family and camping out in a nice trailer and in the evening setting around and telling stories and making memories.I always said you could buy a Beef for what it cost to go hunting,The gun the license the camping geer.But then again memories are Priceless.
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