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Friday, November 22, 2013

ENGLISH REDESIGN PLAN

A new plan is in the works to finally ekevate ENGLISH HIGH SCHOOL above the perpetual LEVEL 3 designation. In the interest of educational parity, the mascot of the school will be changed to the JAPANESE BEETLE and all students will be innoculate with the ASIAN flu vaccine.

A source who wished to remain imaginary was quoted, "The DOGS will finally beat the RAMs!"

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