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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

IMMINENT INVASION?

The DEPARTMENT OF HOME SCHOOL SECURITY wants to warn the citizens of LYNN that THREE elementary schools have been discovered to be maintaining weapons of mass instruction  HARRINGTON, CONNERY, and FORD SCHOOL all have fully staffed libraries.

The DEPARTMENT has issued a WARNING because DR. LATHAM has previously stated during a LSC meeting that she hopes to put the same services in all the LEVEL 3 schools that have been so successfully implemented in the LEVEL 4 schools, HARRINGTON and CONNERY. Remember Level 4 schools have fully staffed libraries so does that mean the other LEVEL 3 schools will join FORD?

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