One option available to to our most honorable mayor is to employ the services of the two mercenaries from the Food Corp who humbly approached the LSC at Thursday nights LSC meeting and offered whatever assistance they could provide to LPS.
These nimble warriors, Andy and Norris, were trained in the jungles of the FORD SCHOOL garden by that rebel faction, the HIGHLANDS COALITION, before being taken under the wing of JAY HARRISON of THE FOOD PROJECT.
Filled with arsenal of knowledge about nutrition and organic gardening, these brave warriors are ready to engage in mortal combat with the evil forces trying to deprive our young prisoners of education of their right to grow up healthy.
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