Now Hear This! Starbard Still On The Stump

The Daily Item: Starbard running for re-election

I'm glad the ITEM is manning up and admitting their mistake.(Was it the ITEM's mistake or Audley's? I smell a conspiracy. It would be more fun to write about. I AM NOT PARANOID. Who said that?) See I am not the only one who makes them. It is just funnier when I fall.