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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

LPS THROWS PIE IN OUR FACES

Okay, it wasn't an actual pie, it was a pie chart. If it would have been a real pie, say banana cream, at least we would have gotten the benefit of enjoying the flavor. As it was we never even got the bland taste of paper in our mouths. We were left hungry for information.

At the last LSC meeting, the administration handed out menus in the form of a mini-PowerPoint presentation to everyone lucky enough to have a seat at the table. The audience had to rely on descriptions of what was being served. Not very filling.

I am sure the display was meant to serve as an aid to digest whatever LPS was trying to serve. You know what they say in the restaurant business - IT'S ALL ABOUT PRESENTATION. Everybody knows you eat with your eyes first.

I've been asking that all documents be put online. EVERYTHING. NO ONE LISTENS TO ME. I am just some poor, disabled poet. We are all left eating off some abridged version of the kiddie menu.

I wonder if their multi-colored display showed where that mysterious $500,000 extra slice that DONNA COPPOLA pointed out to the them while going over the line items.

After all this, I think I think I need a TUMS.

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