WASN'T TRYIIN TO LEAVE OUT BRIAN

I can't believe I left out BRIAN LAPIERRE, CANDIDATE FOR COUNSELOR-AT-LARGE at last night's KICKOFF for DOLORES. I know he did come late because of a previous PARCC party. He even had his mother talk to me.

Let that be a lesson to all you other candidates. I am partial to older women. Who am I kidding, I like them all and I've the battlescars to prove it. And you thought that was just a tattoo on my arm.

In my defense, I was exhausted after watching TRIPPY devour three plates of the BRICKYARD'S best!