It saddens me to report the sudden political death of a great friend of us here at the WATCH. Of course I am talking about CHUCK. The CITY CORONER (who is employed by the MAYOR by the way) ruled his death an apparent suicide from SELF-INFLICTED stab wounds in the back.
His passing must have sent shock waves through the LSC. a memorial wake will be held down by the dumpster behind DREWICZ but no one is expected to attend because the MAYOR has eyes everywhere.
Remember the JANITORS are employed by the city and NOT LPS!
However on a good note there is a slight chance for CHUCK'S resurrection if and when the MAYOR is ARRESTED for fiscal malfeasance and neglect of her fiduciary responsibilities in regards to the schools.
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