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Friday, May 29, 2015

BREAKING NEWS! - ATTORNEY GENERAL TO SEEK INDICTMENT OF MAYOR!

A spokesperson from AG Healy's office reported the following:

Due to Mayor Kennedy of Lynn's belligerent and wanton disregard for the NET SCHOOL SPENDING formula an indictment against her in regards to CHRONIC underfunding of the LYNN PUBLIC SCHOOL system will be sought.

In a related story it was also reported that LSC member CHUCK was arrested for PUBLIC INTOXICATION and flagged fifteen yards for excessive celebration.

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    1. LOL, you are not alone in your questioning. I refer you to the TAG that tells the truth of the matter. Probably should be maybe could be but I really don't have the power to enforce the laws. What others have in power they lack in will.

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