In order to close exprected budget shortfall due to cost overruns on the upcoming MARSHALL project, soe bold new spending curtailments are being put in place. The ROSE GAREN in LYNN WOODS will provide the perfect backdrop for this spring's ceremonies.
An exhaustive departmental audit will determine which ASSISTANT DIRECTORS of CURRICULUM are absolutely essential to the continued academic growth of the students. Each departments MCAS advancement will be measured and a new administrator will be eliminated each week until the fiscal crisis is eliminated.
It was felt that these cuts could be made with the least amount of trauma since we went for a couple theree years without a SCIENCE DIRECTOR and MCAS scores actually went up.
In order to provide an additional revenue source, these ceremonies will be streamed live to selected venues across the city. LSC committeee member RICK STARBARD has been tasked with arranging tailgating parties around these broadcasts. Legal beverages will be available at a cash bar. All proceeds to go for the construction of the WOTRING WING,
DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D GIVE UP THAT EASY?
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