FORD FACING FORECLOSURE

There are plans in the works to convert what was once the INTERNATIONAL GARDEN at FORD SCHOOL into a MEMORIAL cemetery for nobody special. My secret source requested anonymity for fear he or she would end up there. The garden plots will be replaced by burial plots.

Services will be held to be held to commemorate past efforts to involve the community in the education of their kids cause after all the current administration know what's best for you. Attendance is expected to be light for fear of retribution.

Selected items will be placed in a time-capsule with a flip-top lid so history can properly be rewritten.