JARED JUMPS OUT OF A JAM

After deep reflection and further analysis of JA-ROID'S debate performance (despite what I am about to say, it was EXCELLENT!}, MR. NICHOLSON needs a "wart". People do not like perfect and that's what he was at the LCA debate.

No one can see themselves being him because he's too put together, not a hair out of place, a pause in his response or a blemish on that milky white skin. Speaking Spanish in addition just adds to the perfectness of his persona. The perception is intimidating.

I didn't catch it at first even rushing up to congratulate him after the debate because no one intimidates me. But I know from writing that the most memorable characters have flaws so that's why I am suggesting a wart. Now it doesn't have to be on his nose so no need to kiss a frog just stick with the babies as is the practice of politicians. Perhaps if you just picked up a toad and it peed on your hand that would suffice.