As a result of an intensive and thorough investigation I have determined the reason for the nearly doubling of the Mayor's salary despite the deficits in school spending. Apparently because of her poultry (I mean paltry) salary she had been forced to open a FRIED CHICKEN stand on Chestnut Ave. And unlike the deceased COLONEL SAUNDERS, she doesn't have a military pension to fall back on.
To be honest, I did sort of pluck these facts out of thin air.
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