The rats have been very, very good to me. LSW has been getting a lot of hits lately and the traffic can't all be from my mother.
One commenter to my blog has even given me undeserved credit for having contributed for Highlights magazine. I just wish he wouldn't lavish so much praise on me and instead put forth some of his accomplishments.
If the rats could read some of the garbage he and some of the misinformed readers of the Item spew out they would do a little rat dance and celebrate. Closing down the garden would guarantee a new open place to serve as a depository for all kinds of new trash, providing an excellent dining atmosphere. The rats will have to wait in line to get a seat.
Maybe Councilmen Trahant and Cyr can get new jobs as waiters.
The alternative is for Puleo to add a fence around her house. The whole neighborhood would be happy.
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