Last night disguised as an off duty court office a trained assassin tried to run me down as I left my office after a workout at PLANET FITNESS. I was crossing FORD STREET at the MAPLE STREET intersection GOING TO A navigators GAME when out of congested traffic comes a white blur.
It's true what they say in a near death experience something flashes before your eyes, in my case it wasn't my life. I am pretty sure it was a white SUV.
The fact I just got winged in the elbow either means they were just tying to send a message or I am indestructible.
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