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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

OUTING THE MAYOR

OUTING THE MAYOR | BEEN A CLOSET CHARTER SCHOOL SUPPORTER FROM WAY BACK WHAT ELSE COULD NOT SIGNING OFF ON THESE LETTERS MEAN | image tagged in mayor,charter schools,public education | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

DANCING THE CHARTER SCHOOL CHA-CHA!


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NEW WAY TO DEFINE UNANIMOUS - JUDY, PRO-CHARTER SCHOOL?

Joining many school districts across the state LSC stated their opposition as a body to "lifting the cap" on charter schools due to the diversion of "public funds". In all the meetings the MAYOR has been mum on her opposition. Her support was always "assumed" I assume. Her apparent refusal to sign off on this letter is proof of the old adage, " When you assume, you make an ...." Well you know the rest.



To be fair, she has been equally noncommittal about her support for charter schools cause publicaly doing so would cost her votes.

SOUNDS OF SPRING AT SISSON

    

See the school is more than the home of TWO ALL-AMERICAN football players. Arts and Athletics both have their place.

MARIA MAKES MAYOR MIND [jibjab]


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ALL IT TOOK WAS A LETTER TO MARIA

Maria,D
Shat's great you got an answer. I should be able to get together tonight. I could even put it on video.
Stan
On Jun 7, 2016 9:45 AM, "Maria Carrasco" <mariacarras2003@gmail.com> wrote:
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Hi 
Stanley,
all the members received the information from the Mayor by email on June 3rd, there several emails from Mr. Sullivan and Mr. Caron, because those emails are confidential, I can't forward them to you, but I will contact you to talk about what I understand about all the communication between both parties
Can I see you tonight?
Thanks,
Maria

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Don't you just HATE confidential stuff? I am not up to what is covered with the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT and all but it always does make me a little NERVOUS with all this secret dealing and all. I am grateful though at least we are starting to get some traction!

EXPRESSION SURPRESSION

Why hasn't the video for last week's Budget meeting been posted yet?
Afraid because I've learned to SNIP pics, I bet.

I mean what's really the matter?
Fear of a pose that does not flatter?

Surely, you had the cameras in record mode.
To the website you must upload.

How else can I study what you say?
Perhaps that's your plan all the way.

LAWYER IN LOVE

Everyone knows or should know I am NOT for charter schools. However, I do also realize there are some of you out who have the mistaken conclusion I can be occasionally wrong. Foolish peeps. Well because I'm all about the cliques, I am going to re-post this hear to satisfy the illusion of objectivity. Plus it has the added benefit of pissing certain people off.


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Monday, June 6, 2016

Net School Spending arrears agreement

Maria Carrasco Cc: jcerulli@lynnma.gov; donnacoppola@mail.com; Jared Nicholson; john.e.ford@state.ma.us; patti7761@hotmail.com;  lorraine.gatelyschoolcommittee@gmail.com; lathamc@lynnschools.org; pcaron@lynnma.gov; Thomas Iarrobino; DanielFCahill@gmail.com

Dear Maria,

At last Thursday’s Finance subcommittee and meeting of the Whole Mayor Kennedy promised to send you a letter with details of the Net School Spending agreement the next day. Myself, my readers, and some of your constituents have long been waiting for specifics of this agreement. So far none of my many letters on this subject have been answered by anyone.

The reduction of the $17 million dollar debt was substantial and significant. The public is owed an explanation outlining the logic of the negotiations and details of the seemingly secret deal.

I anxiously await your response, hopefully revealing the requested information. As always I am cc’ing all parties concerned.

Sincerely,

Stan

MY ONLY OPTION?

MY ONLY OPTION? | NO I HAVEN'T HEARD YET WHETHER OR NOT JUDY SENT MARIA AN EMAIL WITH DETAILS OF THE NSS SETTLEMENT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD SEND A LETTER? | image tagged in ronald mcdonald temp,school committee,net school spending,mayor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

TALKING BACK TO UNCLE CHARLIE [jibjab]


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SIREN SONGS FOR JUDY

THE JAM JUDY IS IN

With all the debate about "Keep the Cap"
On this issue you don't get to nap.

All the public need to see
Clearly just where you'll be.

Do you side with Lynn's committee of school
Or will you continue to play Baker's fool?

Just need to be sure just where you stand
So "accountable", hold you I can.

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Sunday, June 5, 2016

BEEN A BANNER YEAR

Taking the NASA banner away was a legit crime
Justice will come in a mere matter of time

Read the policy manual and you will see.
It's not some crazy allegation trumped up by me.



Now unless I miss my guess the committee might frown
The implications of taking that banner down.

Gives the impression of how ungrateful you can be
Or too petty for all to see.

ODE TO A FRENEMY

School finances have run amok
That's why I've started #bringbackchuck

Credentials for Directors some would buck
That's why I say #bringbackchuck

The budget to pass with no one to buck
That's why it's time to #bringbackchuck

Weakening SPED would surely suck
That's why I say "What the Chuck"!

PREPARE TO PONY UP FOR YOUR CLASSROOM TEACHERS - DOLLAR DAZE V

This year's NON-SALARY budget, The Proposed FY'17 School Budget Is Available Here, has around an $800,000 cut.

COVER YOUR EYES, MAYOR AND DR. LATHAM TO STRIP! [jibjab]


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DEMAND MORE #bringbackchuck

We've seen it before. Back when LPS was going to hire another DEPUTY SUPERINTENDENT to replace the RETIRING SUE ROWE. Many of the same forces arguing against tacking a doctoral requirement on to that job position have aligned against attaching it to the ADMINISTRATOR OF SPECIAL ED.

Same arguments, same rumors swirl around this position. That time we were able to defeat the power play with the unlikeliest allies - CHUCK. He provided the swing vote to thwart the wishes of DR. LATHAM and her COALITION OF CORRUPTION -  JOHN FORD, PATTI CAPANO, AND THE MAYOR. This defeat most probably led to the selection of DR. TUTWEILER for that position. Everyone now seems happy with that choice.

In that epic battle over credentials, CHUCK argued more eloquently than me over the DUMBING DOWN of our educational expectations. He is a lawyer after all and I am just a poor, disabled poet. Sure there were rumors of political payback over lack of support for his higher political aspirations for higher office but when have you known me to put much stock in rumors?

Whatever his true intentions we could use his stated commitment to the high level of education required of our top administrators. To that I say - "#bringbackchuck"

NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE HERE

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WISDOM SHARED - ABOUT THAT SPED ADMINISTRATOR

Saturday, June 4, 2016

SEARCHING THE FIELD

SEARCHING THE FIELD | SO TELL ME ABOUT WIDENING THE POOL DOESN'T WEAKEN THE FIELD | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,special education,politics | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

FERRARI FIRES WHILE NICHOLSON IS NICE

Sorry to see the NAVIGATORS lose but  fun time was had by all. After seeing the strike tossed by retiring OFFICER FERRARI, LYNN POLICE'S LIAISON/SECURITY GUY for LPS during the ceremonial first pitch, I believe the NAVS could use him in their rotation.

With the franchise record breaking attendance even CHOMPS was limited in his moves and forced to sit most of the evening.



I am sure there were several dignitaries there but only one, LSC member JARED NICHOLSON


stopped by my regular seat to say "Hello"

To be honest I was more than a little disappointed when I found out our award winning JROTC was not there to PRESENT THE COLORS.

THE BENEFITS OF MENSA MATH

THE BENEFITS OF MENSA MATH | SPENDING LESS PER STUDENT SO MAYOR AND ADMINISTRATORS CAN MAKE MORE | image tagged in mensa,school,mayor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

CAN'T SAY IT IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT

There's something funny going on and not the kind where the belly bounces. Why isn't the recording of the budget meeting posted yet? I mean I know some LVTI TV/MEDIA kids were there, I even asked them why they weren't at the prom. I was quickly enlightened to the fact they were sophomores.

Maybe it has been a technical issue and not due to the fact I have learned how to SNIP pictures from the recording. That has made watching it more interesting. I had plans to go back and SNIP out particular scenes but alas - video silence.
.

SELF SENSE AND NONSENSE

You never have to lie
If you can tweak the truth.
A task best done
With a splash of vermouth!

Figures never lie
But don't always tell all.
Facts can slide by
Unless you're on the ball.

So I'll keep up what's become
My life's work.
I know they think
I'm nothing but a jerk.

SEARCHING FOR A NEW SPED ADMINISTRATOR

MENSA MATH MARVELS

MENSA MATH MARVELS | BRACE YOURSELF WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE LESS MONEY PER STUDENT IN OUR BUDGET | image tagged in memes,brace yourselves x is coming,school,budget | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

THE MIRACLE OF MENSA MATH - DOLLAR DAZE V


Now I know you have heard and will hear over and over again how JUDY is this staunch defender of the LPS budget and how the budget for the schools is the only dept. that is getting money added to it. Okay she did say last Thursday night there may be one other. In true POLITICS SPEAK I don't think it was identified.

Anyway, here's the actual number presented for this year's budget:


The Proposed FY'17 School Budget Is Available Here
Yup, it sure looks like an increase. I'm not good at MATH but I'm pretty sure 138.5 is greater than 137.7. Looks like her HONOR is intact. Although to be honest (IMAGINE THAT) MATH is the language of DOCTORS and LAWYERS and SUCH (MAMA don't let your babies grow up to be POETS).

Now I gotta tell you us poets, we're not into MATH. I mean remember that's probably why I tell you all the time,

I AIN'T NO LAWYER!

No, us poets are lovers of BEAUTY. Now just what is BEAUTY you probably want to ask. Excuse me while I wax. No, I'm not getting a BRAZILIAN or removing chest hair. The waxing I'm talking about is of a philosophical nature.

BEAUTY in its most basic, elemental form is TRUTH and I mean true TRUTH. It is true that the overall budget did increase by about $700,000, the non-personnel portion actually decreased by around $800,000. Way to spin JUDY, I am impressed.

Even more disheartening is the fact by all accounts (I'm taking them at their word, after all they never lie, exactly) the number of kids served has increased (they're always bemoaning our growth) so that means our expenditure per student ratio has necessarily plummeted.

Say what you will about CHARTER SCHOOLS and I've said plenty but I would be willing to bet the math works in their favor on this issue. Just remember facts don't always equal truth. There I go boring you with my waxing again.

Anyway LPS, "brace yourself" the storm is coming!

IT'S A MATTER OF MEETINGS


The Next School Committee Meeting | June 9th - 6:15 PMIT'S A MATTER OF MEETINGS

Friday, June 3, 2016

POETIC JUSTICE

They always and definitively say
That crime does not pay

That is of course unless you get your way
Then it most certainly may

Now laws may be broken
And on the truth you could be chokin

But they'll believe what you've spoken
Til some ornery poet goes a pokin.

THE MAKING OF THE MAYOR'S MAMA [jibjab]

 

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WHIPPED, MAYOR'S MAMA

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE DOUGIE




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NAVS HONOR RETIRING OFFICER WHO HANDLED SECURITY FOR LPS

The North Shore Navigators are proud to announce that they will honor First Responders and Veterans with tomorrow's ceremonial first pitches at Fraser Field.
Bob Ferrari, who is retiring this year after a tremendous career, will represent the Lynn Police.
Lieutenant Kevin Downey, who is in his 9th year as a firefighter, will represent the Lynn Fire Department.
Yari Dejesus, a member of the Lynn Housing Authority's Veterans Team which ended Veterans homelessness in Lynn, will be joined by an Iraq Veteran to throw out a first pitch.
We are honored to have these guests join us and we will see you at Fraser TOMORROW for Opening Day. First pitch is at 6 p.m. Pre-Game begins at 5:30.

EXPLAIN ER THE RETAINER - DOLLAR DAZE V

I learned at the LSC meeting last night that LPS has a person on PR retainer of $18,000 a year. That's no set hours and I am not sure if there has been a record of the work produced. Now this is in addition to the TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars they pay for the production of the LYNN EDUCATOR, you remember the magazine where they publish positive pieces about what's going on at LPS like this -





Although if it was your daughter he had his "hands-on" I'm not sure you would have such a favorable view of LPS. Good job, GRANT COMMUNICATIONS! I'm not quite sure why you choose to run that particular photo but I guess you thought it was GOOD EXPOSURE. You guys are the professionals.

Maybe you should have LPS pay you MORE so the ITEM can afford to pay for a reporter to cover the LSC meetings. They are so happy with my work they are doubling my salary so you definitely ought to get more, NOT!

NEED I SAY MORE ?

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THEY CAME BEARING GIFTS SO GIDDY-UP - DOLLAR DAZE V

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The FINANCE SUBCOMMITTEE meeting last night was kind of a disappointment. Not much meet on the bone, just a lot of yapping about the good job KEVIN has done with the figures, real clear. I would hazard a guess that the MAYOR has been tutoring him in that MENSA MATH that they (by that I mean ME!) they have been talking about.

So imagine my surprise and pleasure when I checked the LPS website this morning and found this! I almost had a BOWEL MOVEMENT BLOWOUT!

The Proposed FY'17 School Budget Is Available Here


 This budget has not only not been approved, they haven't even set a date to do so. My memory might be a little suspect (KEY WORD) with my BRAIN DAMAGE and all but I don't recall it being posted before the LSC approved it and all, definitely not last year.

Once it was approved and posted then by law the public has thirty days to examine it before a PUBLIC HEARING.

HEY, BUT WHO AM I TO LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH?

NET SCHOOL SPENDING DETAILS

jcerulli@lynnma.gov; Jared Nicholson; john.e.ford@state.ma.us; patti7761@hotmail.com;  lorraine.gatelyschoolcommittee@gmail.com; Maria Carrasco; donnacoppola@mail.com Cc: Hatch, Roger M (ESE); cfofinance@doe.mass.edu; pcaron@lynnma.gov; lathamc@lynnschools.org; Thomas Iarrobino; Lynn Teachers Union; DanielFCahill@gmail.com; tyoung@lynnma.gov


Dear Mayor,

I was glad to learn last night of your intention to disclose details of this supposed “settlement” of the Net School Spending issue regarding a “deal” you brokered with Lt. Gov. Polito and the DESE. In response to a question posed by LSC member, Ms. Carrasco, you promised to send her an email after today’s meeting with city CFO, Pete Caron. Without a doubt, I am sure my readers would love some details on how you saved the city from insolvency, all the while insured the mandated levels of educational spending required by state law so I am formally requesting a copy of that email. You can just cc me, you know put me on the email chain.


Perhaps at the same time you could explain to me under what authority Lt. Gov. Polito has to negotiate on behalf of the DESE since I am clearly not a smart lawyer like you. At the same time maybe you had better explain it to them as a comment last night from one of my readers last night indicates some confusion on their part.

The DESE posted the updated NSS compliance reports yesterday. 320 of 322 districts are reported and Lynn still is not one of them. My guess is if a resolution was reached and finalized, those figures would be posted.
I am sure you’ll be as prompt with responding to me as you always are. I look forward to being kept in the dark.

Sincerely,


Stan


Thursday, June 2, 2016

JUDY'S SECRET SWING [jibjab]


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THE NET SCHOOL SPENDING "SETTLEMENT"?

THE NET SCHOOL SPENDING "SETTLEMENT"? | SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW SPENDING MONEY WITHOUT GETTING APPROVAL IS NOT A CRIME? | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,school,spending | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

KEG PARTY?




I would do this for anybody. I mean, it's all about the clicks. Still I would be a little remiss if I didn't mention the large donation amounts requested. It just goes to show you with our MAYOR

"size does matter"!

THE POLITICS OFMONEY

WIZARDS OF WALL STREET





It is time once again for a group from ENGLISH HIGH SCHOOL to make their annual pilgrimage to WASHINGTON, DC for the CAPITOL HILL CHALLENGE COMPETITION on June 14-16. You see there is this nationwide FANTASY LEAGUE for student market players and the top ten teams (we finished #7) get a three day trip to DC, are paired with a local Senator, and get to do the town up.

It's kind of ironic that our team gets paired up with Sen. Warren, a WALL STREET oft-time opponent. With a 59% return record many on the committee were calling for detention to be served by these students in their respective portfolios.