THE CHAIR AFFAIR

Don't you dare,
put our laundry to air.
Then people will ask, "Our money goes where?".
"That's just not fair!".

"Why such a fit?"
No place to sit,
who cares as long as raises we do get.
So, the floor they do hit.

So, don't raise my ire
or you I might fire.
Be prepared to take the heat
if you ask for a new seat.